About Me

  • Dream realizer
  • Microbe employer
  • Extreme homemaker
  • Anna Nicole Smith slurring “freakin’ genius” on a loop
  • CIA name: Hedy Lamarr Odom
  • Spontaneousizer
  • Student
  • STUDent
  • StuDENt
  • Carrozzeria
  • Compulsive burrata consumer
  • Capable pineapple corer
  • Smartypants
  • Partysmants
  • Visionary
  • Revisionary
  • Writer
  • Actor
  • Model
  • Actress
  • Mattress
  • TempurPedic™ Mattress
  • Logical punctuator
  • Oxford comma defender
  • Carer about humanity
  • Nihilist
  • Atlas
  • Shrugged once, but it was a muscle spasm
  • Breaker of glass ceilings
  • Breaker of stained glass ceilings
  • Breaker of lots of things
  • Interventionist
  • Non-non-interventionist
  • Intervener (certified by Panamerican Association of Intervening Nihilists)
  • Tall
  • Tired of craning my neck to enter airplanes
  • Still shorter than that weird tall guy who is like, what, 7 foot or something?
  • Reaching for the stars
  • Wearing an oven mitt because stars are probably super hot!!
  • Creator of Jewche (Jews for Juche)
  • Wyatt Earp cosplayer
  • Therrorist (therapy terrorist, silent h)
  • Thermodynamicist
  • Lawyer
  • Lover
  • Liver
  • Giver
  • Fibber

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