Let’s face it folks: Britain has shitty food, notably with no fruit or wine. Their women are not exactly renowned for their beauty, either.
Fruits they get from Southern Europe, the US, and Africa.
Wine comes from a four-century-old agreement with Portugal.
Women are probably imported there under more sinister circumstances.
Yet, somehow, they managed to take over the world. How?
Because they had nothing and lived on a sad little isle.
Therefore, the drive for products they didn’t have led them across the world’s seas.
Don’t believe me?
Look at Costa Rica.
What do they have? Delicious food, fruits aplenty, sugar cane liquor (not quite wine but it’ll definitely get the job done) and gorgeous women.
With a setup like that, who needs to go out and conquer anything?
Point is: you want your country to take over the world? Make sure you have awful food, no fruit-growing, nothing to drink, and ugly women.
Clearly, the only thing holding the Soviets back was vodka and sexy models.
