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  • 2025-12-16

    …Or is it?

    …Or is it?

    So, what does happen with the villains in the Hallmark movies? Usually they were prioritizing work (evil!) over romance and living life in general. But despite being taught by media from birth that people are what matter – aren’t we taught by society and helicopter parents to do exactly that? now now Winston, no gluten…

  • 2025-12-01

    It’s not like life is a Hallmark movie

    It’s not like life is a Hallmark movie

    …or is it? Hallmark movies are a crucial part of any holiday season (SORRY, WE CAN SAY CHRISTMAS NOW) because they combine the three greatest parts of this time of year: 1. Coziness 2. Predictability 3. Realizing All Hope Is Not Lost Coziness There is nothing more cozy than sidling up to a Hallmark Movie,…

  • 2025-01-24

    Charli ex-gay-ex

    Charli ex-gay-ex

    Brat summer, or the last gasp of the millennial gay, did untold cultural damage. this man was in a presidential cabinet All for an album of middling beats and one bop (Apple), filtered through a sieve from underground culture, SOPHIE, Kim Petras B-sides, and whatever else the trannies have been putting out the past 8…

  • 2025-01-09

    Pillar of salt

    LA gets a bum rap as the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, where vodka sodas run as freely as celebrities with their antics. get in girls, we’re making the most iconic photo since the zapruder film If you watch the movie “Babylon” (which I encourage everyone to, twice, three times, most slept upon movie of…

  • 2023-11-17

    How I learned to quit drinking and start living

    If I told you there’s a drink that makes your anxiety go away would you take it? Just one glass, once a day, and BOOM. The thoughts that rack your brain, keep you up at night, distract you from work, pull you out of conversations, make you bite your nails and hunch and be irritable…

  • 2023-11-01

    Take a Hike!

    Every morning I go for a hike in the Hollywood Hills. I know that sounds glamorous, and sure I see my share of celebrities (including a hastily powerwalking Lisa Rinna) but it’s actually mostly sweaty. I started hiking in late 2020 during the p________ I’m sorry, I can’t say that word anymore. I keep hearing…

  • 2023-10-24

    The Honest Company

    The Honest Co (Jessica Alba’s Billion-with-a-B baby care line) worked because they chose one adjective to describe a real problem – do you know what chemicals are in your baby’s products? It hit the cultural zeitgeist right at the time when people started to pay attention to BPA in baby bottles and right on the…

  • 2023-09-26

    15 Years Later

    For the past 15 years I have been a drinker, and it has cost me most of the relationships in my life. The people around me have been scared both of me and for me. When I drink, I often lose control, and no matter how many times I’ve tried to moderate, when I’m in,…

  • 2023-09-26

    15 Years Later

    For the past 15 years I have been a drinker, and it has cost me most of the relationships in my life. The people around me have been scared both of me and for me. When I drink, I often lose control, and no matter how many times I’ve tried to moderate, when I’m in,…

  • 2023-04-26

    He’s a gem

    Damian was one of a kind. People say that about people they know, but he truly was an original, probably bordering on odd. I don’t know any man in his 30s who drinks sherry like an elderly British woman while petting his cat. Bond villaindom aside, Damian had an endless capacity for information. There is…

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