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- Dream realizer
- Microbe employer
- Extreme homemaker
- Anna Nicole Smith slurring “freakin’ genius” on a loop
- CIA name: Hedy Lamarr Odom
- Spontaneousizer
- Student
- STUDent
- StuDENt
- Carrozzeria
- Compulsive burrata consumer
- Capable pineapple corer
- Smartypants
- Partysmants
- Visionary
- Revisionary
- Writer
- Actor
- Model
- Actress
- Mattress
- TempurPedic™ Mattress
- Logical punctuator
- Oxford comma defender
- Carer about humanity
- Nihilist
- Atlas
- Shrugged once, but it was a muscle spasm
- Breaker of glass ceilings
- Breaker of stained glass ceilings
- Breaker of lots of things
- Interventionist
- Non-non-interventionist
- Intervener (certified by Panamerican Association of Intervening Nihilists)
- Tall
- Tired of craning my neck to enter airplanes
- Still shorter than that weird tall guy who is like, what, 7 foot or something?
- Reaching for the stars
- Wearing an oven mitt because stars are probably super hot!!
- Creator of Jewche (Jews for Juche)
- Wyatt Earp cosplayer
- Therrorist (therapy terrorist, silent h)
- Thermodynamicist
- Lawyer
- Lover
- Liver
- Giver
- Fibber