I’m not claiming credit for this, but…
Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world,” wrote Kutcher. “May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy.
Congratulations to the new family.
I met Ashton Kutcher when he first joined Two-and-a-Half Men and I had to deliver a Segway to the set for taping.
He was very intelligent, engaging, and polite, and joked about how the founder (well, actually, the guy who bought the company) died after falling off one of the machines. I also helped John Cryer ride the machine I brought, and he was equally intelligent, engaging, and polite.
Well, crap. My name went from being a last/family name to a boy’s name and now it’s a bona fide girl’s name.
Still, it’s nice to think that in a couple decades I can finally live my dream: marrying myself.