Wyatt’s Words
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As I sit here watching the reports of Bobbi Kristina, Whitney Houston’s daughter, being taken into the hospital after being found unconscious in the bathtub, I can’t help but well up with tears. It’s a sadness that’s unexplainable. At once, I remember how I received the news about her mother being found the same way…
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I once got a papercut as a kid. I shiver to think about it now and immediately recall that part of Jackass, the only part I had to fast forward through multiple times and out of all the times I’ve watched the movie, I’ve only seen it in its entirety twice and with my eyes…
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I am in consistent admiration of those people who can seemingly get so much done in the course of a day. Whether it’s a CEO that can hold 5 meetings and still find time to get out of the office and spend time with his family, or the mom who wakes up at 5AM to…
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There’s a Latin symbol of a snake eating its own tail called the ouroboros, pronounced similarly to a drunk Brit trying to say “outer boroughs”. It’s supposed to represent how everything is cyclical, infinity, light/dark, feedback loops, and other things that a bunch of people who had nothing better to do than carve marble in…
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I used to do this all the time and I still kind of do and I believe it’s more of a West Coast thing. When something’s off, or unusual, I always say it’s “scary”. Oh, your insurance premiums are going up? That’s just “scary”. Your dog came down with typhoid? So “scary”… Your house was…
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I’m not great at interacting with people. For starters, I’m intense. Not intense like “awesome!”, more intense like “will attack you with a battery of thoughts, words, and commentary and stop making noises by moving your lips in the figures of speech, because I’m still talking”. I’m not for the weak. I pick up on…
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I’m not great at interacting with people. For starters, I’m intense. Not intense like “awesome!”, more intense like “will attack you with a battery of thoughts, words, and commentary and stop making noises by moving your lips in the figures of speech, because I’m still talking”. I’m not for the weak. I pick up on…
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It’s been two weeks and no response from Trader Joe’s on their weird employee-unlocking-the-bathroom-door-and-walking-in-while-I’m-using-it-gate. While everyone makes a big hoopla over some chick who slept with a Kotaku writer and how there’s a time-old tradition of the media being in bed (literally) with industry in exchange for favorable coverage, the real controversy is that Trader…
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I love Trader Joe’s. Let me repeat: I have a passionate, undying, borderline-fanatic love for Trader Joe’s. damn right it does I shop there at least once or twice a week, sometimes once a day, because the prices and the variety are unmatched. But I had an incredibly uncomfortable experience today at the Trader Joe’s…
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I’m not claiming credit for this, but… Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world,” wrote Kutcher. “May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy. Congratulations to the new family. I met Ashton Kutcher when he first joined Two-and-a-Half Men and I had to…