My favorite pair of shoes are some Converse-style True Religion sneakers that I wear every single day. That having been said, I like to keep them clean often with a good-ol toss in the wash. That wasn’t enough for someone sitting three feet down from me on the bench at Starbucks, who removed his headphones…

My newest obsession has been Whip-its.  Ever since I found out that you could get high from goddamn whipped cream I’ve been fascinated with the concept. In a Christmas convo, Rich told me about this awesome cookie-in-milk recipe where he puts whipped cream on top of the milk, THEN dunks the cookies. The man is…

This is not Oliver Stone’s portrayal of a cold, calculating Nixon. This is not Frost/Nixon’s portrayal of an unrepentant, bombastic Nixon. This isn’t even Futurama’s portrayal of a dictatorial, power-grubbing Nixon. It all started with me telling Richard: “you know…the older I get, the more I appreciate Nixon.” His response, “you know…me too.” A professor…

New Album drops 12.11.12 1. Waterfallz (ft. T-Boz & Chilli) 2. U 3. Me 4. Whores (ft. Ke$ha) 5. Never Have I Ever… 6. Dick’s (Sporting Goods) 7. Heaven 8. M8 9. Bust-a-rhyme (ft. Busta Rhymes) 10. Kat A. Gory 11. A New Rule 12. Questions Bonus Edition: 13. Whores [Dubstep Remix] 14. Heaven [Calvin…

Sunday morning. Most folks are getting ready for church, or having breakfast in bed, or spending quality time with their families. My friends and I are waking up in each other’s beds, hungover, grasping for water and food. Enter a Sunday morning in May, when after a blowout pre-Graduation party, two friends and I found…

Since the stock market is tanking, might as well invest in Twinkies. Apparently, compared to the normal “$4.29 for a box of ten Twinkies, one eBay seller sold a box for $59.99.” Luckily, the company may be bought and someone else will make these little cakes of awesome again, unions and poor managers be damned.…

Our administration made a lot of hay over a YouTube video posted by a mysterious figure that allegedly slandered Islam. In fact, they very publicly blamed the video for the attack on our consulate in Benghazi. It’s now known that such blame was falsely placed, and that this was a coordinated terrorist attack. The video’s…

I was super excited when, by some strange virtue, I was allowed my own room and bathroom in a villa at Pelican Hill, a resort in Newport Beach. The bathroom alone was larger than the size of my entire last apartment. And awaiting me in the bathroom was none other than a massive tub big…

Congratulations to President Obama on his victory. Congratulations to Mitt Romney on running an honorable campaign. It pains me to see a man with a servant’s heart, a man as charitable as Mitt Romney, not be elected President. We must remain vigilant over the next four years and hold this government accountable for all of…

“Rush” Delivery: Why FedEx Doesn’t Understand the Concept Friday afternoon. I’ve picked up a surprise gift for a very close friend. One of those things where they’ll open it and poop themselves in delight. One of the latest and greatest technologies that I absolutely need to get to them the morning after it comes out…