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I don’t really understand the idea of the Paleo diet—known as eating how the cavemen ate. None of them are around to tell us how to eat, so I’m not so sure we should be listening to them. Nonetheless, I support the idea of eating meat and fresh foods and always have, long before it…
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I don’t really understand the idea of the Paleo diet—known as eating how the cavemen ate. None of them are around to tell us how to eat, so I’m not so sure we should be listening to them. Nonetheless, I support the idea of eating meat and fresh foods and always have, long before it…
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Sometimes I have to don my monocle and my PI clothes (Pass Interference—a pair of football pants with a mud stain just on the rear) and go a’searchin for mysteries and stuff. Today’s mystery—a black, curly pube on my hand. I don’t know how it got there. I’ve been inside all day. At my desk,…
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Indian-Americans are one of the country’s hardest working immigrant groups. They’re highly educated, they pay their taxes, and they still believe in the American Dream. Yet the Democrats seem to have a problem with Indian-Americans. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton referred to Mahatma Gandhi as a guy who “ran a gas station down in St.…
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So as you folks probably know, this past week Amanda Berry, who had been missing for a decade, was found safe in the basement of Ariel Castro with two other girls. In 2004, Louwanna Miller, Berry’s mother, went on the Montel Williams Show and talked to psychic Sylvia Browne, who has helped out police and…
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Congratulations to Pope Francis I. I’m sure it’s totally safe to have an Argentine in unusual clothing speak to a large group of fanatical people. I’m not bitter. It just seems the College of Cardinals lost my application for popehood (popedom? popacity?) I’ve reposted it here in case they change their mind: Here are my…
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Congratulations to Pope Francis I. I’m sure it’s totally safe to have an Argentine in unusual clothing speak to a large group of fanatical people. I’m not bitter. It just seems the College of Cardinals lost my application for popehood (popedom? popacity?) I’ve reposted it here in case they change their mind: Here are my…
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fap-happy memories… I don’t know about you, but I’m getting pretty tired of all the Lohan Hate out there. Call this what you will. Call this my “Leave Britney Alone!” moment. Actually don’t call it that, because you’re wrong. I’m not crying on my pillow in frustration with running mascara talking about a celebrity with…
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fap-happy memories… I don’t know about you, but I’m getting pretty tired of all the Lohan Hate out there. Call this what you will. Call this my “Leave Britney Alone!” moment. Actually don’t call it that, because you’re wrong. I’m not crying on my pillow in frustration with running mascara talking about a celebrity with…
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A Missouri Democrat has proposed banning the wearing of seersucker suits for anyone over the age of 8 by adding an amendment to a tuition bill. Missouri state Sen. Ryan McKenna feels so strongly against the seersucker suit that he has proposed a statewide ban on them for people over the age of eight. “Any…