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  • 2016-10-11

    Netflix secretly sucks and you know it

    It’s the year 2016, and we’ve all given our souls over to the all-encompassing media deity (mediety) ((Madeaty, starring Tyler Perry, coming to a theatre near you this Easter)) known as Netflix. no one asked for this Who knew that the hokey mail-order DVD company would take over our lives in such a powerful way?…

  • 2016-10-11

    Netflix secretly sucks and you know it

    It’s the year 2016, and we’ve all given our souls over to the all-encompassing media deity (mediety) ((Madeaty, starring Tyler Perry, coming to a theatre near you this Easter)) known as Netflix. no one asked for this Who knew that the hokey mail-order DVD company would take over our lives in such a powerful way?…

  • 2015-12-15

    How people telling me to kill myself got me banned from Facebook

    If you haven’t read my hit post titled: Charity, Brought to you by Facebook! from yesterday then here’s your chance. Ok, all caught up?  Good. A few breezy, late-breaking developments: 1) I was banned from Facebook (for a full 24 hours!) for calling someone a “bully”. Before I even wrote my post above, I explained how real bullies brag…

  • 2015-12-14

    Charity: Brought to you by Facebook!

    There’s an old-timey saying I just invented that says “the only people who should know about your charity work are the IRS and your Maker”. Which makes it all the more gauche that recently, Mark Zuckerberg announced he was donating 99% of his income to charity because he had a kid, or something like that.…

  • 2015-11-21

    The paradox of free speech

    As a culture we’re approaching a point (with increasing speed) where more speech is actually leading to a worsening of society. There is little delineating anymore between thought and speech. Nothing is off limits, nothing is left better off unsaid. Self-censorship is at an all time low. Unfortunately the florid prose of centuries past has…

  • 2015-11-11

    Can we get this election over with?

    I’m already bored with the 2016 election and it’s not even 2016 yet. The only thing making it semiexciting is Trump. At least he has a sense of humor unlike the rest of these buffoons. i will never not love this How do we keep putting these smarmy, harping scolds up there? Rand Paul consistently…

  • 2015-10-18

    In the future, we can download emotions

    It’s hard for me to speak the truth sometimes to people I love. In a way, it’s easier to tell it to complete strangers. For some reason they just seem more forgiving – they don’t know the experiences you’ve been through (which usually would engender some sort of sympathy I guess?) but when you get…

  • 2015-10-18

    In the future, we can download emotions

    It’s hard for me to speak the truth sometimes to people I love. In a way, it’s easier to tell it to complete strangers. For some reason they just seem more forgiving – they don’t know the experiences you’ve been through (which usually would engender some sort of sympathy I guess?) but when you get…

  • 2015-10-18

    What to expect when you’re expecting…anything

    Sometimes you just feel so empty that you have to escape your body, look at yourself, and laugh at yourself for how empty you feel. “i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others” — @bakkooonn Expectations are a b*tch, aren’t they?…

  • 2015-09-28

    You’re most intolerant of yourself

    I was talking to a friend of mine when she was saying that she couldn’t just “chill out”. Being too lazy to offer to come by and “Netflix and chill”, I realized that maybe I could talk through this one. this man is an american hero After asking her what’s wrong, she said she felt…

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