Wyatt’s Words
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Brat summer, or the last gasp of the millennial gay, did untold cultural damage. this man was in a presidential cabinet All for an album of middling beats and one bop (Apple), filtered through a sieve from underground culture, SOPHIE, Kim Petras B-sides, and whatever else the trannies have been putting out the past 8…
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LA gets a bum rap as the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, where vodka sodas run as freely as celebrities with their antics. get in girls, we’re making the most iconic photo since the zapruder film If you watch the movie “Babylon” (which I encourage everyone to, twice, three times, most slept upon movie of…
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If I told you there’s a drink that makes your anxiety go away would you take it? Just one glass, once a day, and BOOM. The thoughts that rack your brain, keep you up at night, distract you from work, pull you out of conversations, make you bite your nails and hunch and be irritable…
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Every morning I go for a hike in the Hollywood Hills. I know that sounds glamorous, and sure I see my share of celebrities (including a hastily powerwalking Lisa Rinna) but it’s actually mostly sweaty. I started hiking in late 2020 during the p________ I’m sorry, I can’t say that word anymore. I keep hearing…
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The Honest Co (Jessica Alba’s Billion-with-a-B baby care line) worked because they chose one adjective to describe a real problem – do you know what chemicals are in your baby’s products? It hit the cultural zeitgeist right at the time when people started to pay attention to BPA in baby bottles and right on the…
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For the past 15 years I have been a drinker, and it has cost me most of the relationships in my life. The people around me have been scared both of me and for me. When I drink, I often lose control, and no matter how many times I’ve tried to moderate, when I’m in,…
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For the past 15 years I have been a drinker, and it has cost me most of the relationships in my life. The people around me have been scared both of me and for me. When I drink, I often lose control, and no matter how many times I’ve tried to moderate, when I’m in,…
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Damian was one of a kind. People say that about people they know, but he truly was an original, probably bordering on odd. I don’t know any man in his 30s who drinks sherry like an elderly British woman while petting his cat. Bond villaindom aside, Damian had an endless capacity for information. There is…
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It’s embarrassing to admit, but I have a…how shall we say this…Starbucks addiction. Every day, at around the same time, I go to my local Starbucks and I purchase a Venti or Trenta iced black coffee, unsweetened, light ice. The unsweetened is so they don’t put that ungodly, sickly syrup in the drink that ruins…
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It’s embarrassing to admit, but I have a…how shall we say this…Starbucks addiction. Every day, at around the same time, I go to my local Starbucks and I purchase a Venti or Trenta iced black coffee, unsweetened, light ice. The unsweetened is so they don’t put that ungodly, sickly syrup in the drink that ruins…