I’m not gonna lie, when I first saw this, I made weird noises of delight.
I did notice one thing wrong, however—apparently, the Cash4Gold rep refers to Carol and Tracy as “telemarketer’s”.
Hmmm.
Could it be possible? Could the petition for an “ungreased, backdoor, Hammertime lovemaking session” all be a hoax?
Unfortunately, it is, and was just a viral campaign by an artist to get attention.
Oh well.
The quadriplegic Thai hooker could not be reached for comment.